Yes I can tell you lot's about your lovely watch and it most certainly is not boring!!!
It was bought in a shop in Peru about 80 years ago, it was first used to time Llama racing, in The Andes, but then one of the Incas stole it
.... and took it to the Amazon rain forest, where it was dropped into the Amazon and swallowed by a 'fakkin great' Aligator in Brazil. Crocodile Dundee's mate, Alligator Alf, wrestled it and as he punched the killer beast in the jaw your watch miraculously slid up his wrist.
Alf then took it to back to Australia where he went 'Walkabout'. He stripped off to the waist to box a kangeroo. The evil 'roo' saw the watch laying on Alf's clobber, popped it into his pouch, kicked Alf in the 'bollocks' and hopped off to Sydney to watch the Cricket. He didn't have any money to buy a ticket but the man on the gate accepted the watch instead. The following week the man flew back home to Uganda, bought a dug out canoe, and paddled down the mighty Zambia river! Splish Splosh! He went over Victoria falls and was killed.
A lion saw him washed up on the river bank, and began to eat him,swallowing the watch in one gulp! A week later the lion was captured by Idi Amin and sent to Alaska as a present for his Eskimo cousin. The watch sat on a table, in a corner of the Igloo, for 20 years until it was stolen by a Russian ballet dancer. He popped it into his tight ballet trousers, where it remained for years. Each night at as they toured across Europe the watch ticked away in his pants. One night during a show in Paris he kicked his leg and the watch flew out and hit Princess Diana on the nose. It bounced down, into her handbag and was last seen on Prince Harry's wrist. He loved that watch and told me personally "I will never part with it!"
So!......Now!.... you've got some explaining to do mate?????
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