Mine is easy. I must be Barking mad because of the way I collect and live in the places that I have and do.

 

Same. I live in Canberra I collect Omega watches.

 

I was at a district meeting one morning cracking jokes and being generally disruptive. My boss, who also knew me outside of work, was aware that I had destroyed another engine in a highly modified (380-ish hp / 18 lbs boost) Ford Focus so I was driving my second car. When he finally needed me to get serious he said "you lack Focus today". Ever since, my online alias has been ulackfocus - fishing forums, car forums, even for a couple quick questions on some camera forums (which surprised me that nobody else had taken the name).

 

My boys initials: LUca and DIego = ludi

 

Spur of the moment, and I've disliked it ever since but know better than to try and change it. I generally use a different login name on each forum/service/etc so that it's harder for the thought police to connect all of my various identities.

 

Take your pick:
AcronymDefinition
CPA Certified Public Accountant
CPA Citizens' Police Academy
CPA Cost Per Action
CPA Comprehensive Peace Agreement (Sudan)
CPA Canadian Psychiatric Association
CPA Coalition Provisional Authority (Office of Reconstruction and Humanitarian Assistance)
CPA Canadian Psychological Association
CPA Community Preservation Act
CPA Comprehensive Performance Assessment
CPA Canadian Payroll Association
CPA Canadian Paraplegic Association
CPA Coalition Provisional Authority (Iraq)
CPA Canadian Physiotherapy Association
CPA Cathay Pacific Airways
CPA Chartered Public Accountant
CPA Communications and Public Affairs
CPA Care Programme Approach (UK mental health policy)
CPA Chinese Progressive Association
CPA Center for the Performing Arts
CPA Canadian Payments Association
CPA Centre for Policy Alternatives
CPA Clinical Pathology Accreditation (UK)
CPA Composite Panel Association
CPA College Parents of America
CPA Collaboration Protocol Agreement (ebXML)
CPA Cartes Postales Anciennes
CPA Construction Products Association (UK)
CPA Channel Port Adapter (Cisco)
CPA Commonwealth Parliamentary Association (UK)
CPA Crop Protection Association (UK)
CPA Comprehensive Plan Amendment
CPA Collaboration-Protocol Agreement (Oasis)
CPA Consumer Protection Agency (Egypt)
CPA Centre de Perfectionnement aux Affaires (French: Center for Business Training; est. 1929)
CPA Closest Point of Approach
CPA Certified Practising Accountant
CPA Chirped Pulse Amplification
CPA Communist Party of Australia
CPA Content Provider Access
CPA Combat Poverty Agency
CPA Critical Path Analysis
CPA Centre for Policy on Ageing
CPA Centre for Psychological Astrology
CPA Center for Policy Alternatives
CPA Canadian Peace Alliance
CPA Communicating Process Architectures
CPA Cordillera Peoples Alliance (Cordillera, Philippines indigenous peoples organization)
CPA Commission on Preservation and Access
CPA Coherent Potential Approximation
CPA Construction Plant-Hire Association (UK)
CPA Commonwealth Pharmaceutical Association (UK)
CPA CerebelloPontine Angle (tumors)
CPA Canadian Police Association
CPA Comprehensive Plan of Action
CPA Consumer Protection Association (UK)
CPA Call Progress Analysis (also PCPM, Programmable Call Progress Monitor)
CPA Coherent Perfect Absorber (physics)
CPA Communist Party USA
CPA Canadian Philosophical Association
CPA Christian Police Association (UK)
CPA Commonwealth Ports Authority
CPA Catholic Patriotic Association
CPA Cessna Pilots Association
CPA Cost Plus Award
CPA Customer Profitability Analysis
CPA Child Placement Agency
CPA Canadian Poetry Association
CPA Canadian Pacific Airlines
CPA Chosen-Plaintext Attack
CPA Chief of Public Affairs
CPA Childhood Physical Abuse
CPA California Partnership Academies
CPA Canaveral Port Authority
CPA California Psychiatric Association
CPA Cost and Price Analysis
CPA Connector Position Assurance
CPA Christian People's Alliance
CPA Common Payment Application (smart chip card industry)
CPA Cell Proliferation Assay
CPA Copolymer Alloy
CPA Connecticut Psychological Association
CPA Chartered Patent Attorney
CPA Computing Processes and Artifacts
CPA Chief Patrol Agent (US Border Patrol)
CPA Canadian Parking Association
CPA Canadian Petroleum Association
CPA Consumer Protection Act of 1991
CPA Cakewalk Pro Audio
CPA Center for Photographic Art
CPA Crime Pattern Analysis
CPA Critical Patch Update (Oracle)
CPA Cubic-Plus-Association (equation of state)
CPA Caring People Alliance
CPA Cincinnati Paralegal Association
CPA Connecticut Pharmacists Association
CPA Carry Propagate Adder
CPA Center for Profitable Agriculture
CPA Caribbean Philosophical Association
CPA Central Planning Area
CPA Cornish Pasty Association (UK)
CPA Chartered Patent Agent (UK)
CPA Chairman’s program assessment (US DoD)
CPA Compulsory Purchase Annuity (UK)
CPA Corrective & Preventive Action (quality assurance systems)
CPA Christmas Prepayment Association (UK)
CPA Calgary Parking Authority
CPA Corrosion Prevention Association (UK)
CPA Cost Per Acquisition/Action (internet advertising)
CPA Coalition for Peace Action
CPA Corrugated Packaging Association
CPA Contract Price Adjustment
CPA Canadian Poolplayers Association
CPA Chesapeake Paddlers Association
CPA Council Performance Assessment (US Girl Scouts)
CPA Car Park Attendant
CPA Content Portal Authority (SurfControl)
CPA Cold Plasma Analyzer
CPA Competing Pipers Association
CPA California Placement Association (California Community College Placement Association)
CPA Cost Performance Analysis
CPA Co-Polar Attenuation
CPA Combined Paging/Access
CPA Charged Particle Analyzer
CPA Chinanteco Palantla (SIL code, Mexico)
CPA Campaign for Public Accountability
CPA Conflict Prevention Associates
CPA Coalition for Public Awareness
CPA Cincinnati Performing Arts (Cincinnati, OH)
CPA Customer-Provided Access
CPA Clinical Pathology Associates (Austin, TX)
CPA Centre for Proteome Analysis
CPA Columbus Progressive Alliance
CPA Community Postal Agent (Australia Post)
CPA Command Processor Assembly
CPA Central Purchasing Authority
CPA Cultural Pluralism and the Arts
CPA Centralized/Bulk Power Architecture
CPA Cyprus Pharmaceutical Association
CPA Consumer Protection Appraisal
CPA Corporate Purchase Agreement
CPA Computer Patents Annuities
CPA Customer Product Advisor
CPA Colorado Payphone Association
CPA Commercial Production Association
CPA Common Programming APIs
CPA Cut and Paste Artist
CPA Common Process Architecture (software engineering)
CPA Computer Program Abstracts (NASA)
CPA Concurrent Photon Amplification
CPA Coupled-Pair Approximation
CPA Connecticut Perinatal Association
CPA Calling Party Answer (ITU-T)
CPA Constant Pain in the Ass
CPA Customer Product Audit
CPA Comprehensive Peer Assessment
CPA Customer Price Agreement
CPA Children's Psychology Associates
CPA Circular Patch Antenna
CPA Contiguous Processor Allocation
CPA Controller Processing Assembly
CPA Canadian Pinzgauer Association
CPA Charged-Particle Analysis
CPA Contract Property Administrator
CPA Communications Planning Aid
CPA Creative Progress Agency (Bulgaria)
CPA Critical Parametric Analysis
CPA Classification Products By Activity
CPA Contingency Planning Aid (NASA)
CPA Coordinated Purchase Agreement
CPA Computer Products Administration
CPA Cleaning, Pressing, and Altering
CPA Commander's Personal Attention
CPA Cash Purchasing Agent
CPA Control Purchasing Authority
CPA Cost Planning & Appraisal
CPA Common Paging and Access
CPA Conventional Patch Antenna
CPA Communications Power Assembly
CPA Circular Probable Area
CPA Cost/Personal Accounting
CPA Cary Photographic Artists (Cary, NC)
CPA Catholic Parents Association
CPA Capability Provisioning Activity (NECC program)
CPA Conversion Pad Assembly (chemical demil plants)
CPA Cargo Preference Act of 1954
CPA Comprehensive Peace Arrangement
CPA Case Processing Associate
CPA Child Protection Act (various locations)
CPA Consolidated Plan of Action (African Ministerial Council on Science and Technology)
CPA Ciment Portland Artificiel (French: Artificial Portland Cement)
CPA Conseils en Patrimoine et en Assurances (French: Heritage Consulting and Insurance)
CPA Comité des Plastiques en Agriculture (French: Plastics in Agriculture Committee)
CPA Cessation Progressive d'Activité (French: Gradual Retirement Scheme)
CPA Center for Physical Activity (East Tennessee State University)
CPA Circulating Platelet Aggregation
CPA Crime Prevention Act (various locations)
CPA Chartres Poker Association (France)
CPA Champagne Parc Auto (French auto park)
CPA Credit Protection Association (various locations)
CPA Carolina Performing Arts (Chapel Hill, NC)
CPA Classe Préparatoire à l'Apprentissage (French: Pre-Apprenticeship Class)
CPA Centrale du Pneu et des Accessoires (French: Central Tire and Accessories)
CPA Canadian Public Administration (journal; Wiley)
CPA Communauté d'Agglomération du Pays d'Aix (French urban planning group)
CPA Chasse-Pêche-Amitié (French: Hunting-Fishing-Friendship; online forum)
CPA Core Program Area (Uganda)
CPA Collectif des Plateformes d'Affiliation (French: Collective Affiliate Network)
CPA Custom Painting Amsterdam (The Netherlands)
CPA Casual Players Alliance (website)
CPA Corporate Performance Assessment
CPA Club de Patinage Artistique (French figure skating club)
CPA Coefficient de Polissage Accéléré (French: Accelerated Polishing Coefficient)
CPA Conditions Particulières d'Autorisation (French: Special Conditions of Authorization)
CPA Culture et Politique Arabes (French: Arab Culture and Politics; website)
CPA Corpus Pattern Analysis (computational linguistics)

 

Mine is pretty straight forward, it just happens to be the 'cleanest' name I have been called over the years. Certainly not the most common...

 

My favourite is Car Park Attendant

 

Delusions of grandeur

 

+ I'm Rich (in name, only).

 

Construction workers are a..holes, just because I was a little overweight, smoked cigars, gambled, drank and faintly resembled John Candy........somebody needed something done and my partner said "go get that UncleBuck lookin' motherf......" and so it began.

 

Varasc... a dreamy place in Champoluc, Ayas Valley, Aosta Valley, Alps. The picture... it's me on Mount Castore, on the Italian-Swiss border.