Dear Hijak, I thoroughly enjoyed the last Newbie lesson. May we Have another?

 

Here's one: Newbies, before you post requesting information and value about the watch you inherited from your uncle, aunt, grandfather, father or your aunt's uncle's sister, read this-https://omegaforums.net/threads/vintage-omega-posting-guide.383/

 

Lesson #2: don't post anything inane or quotable because if the squirrel sees it he'll give you a nice reminder of it.

 

Lesson #3: Beware of ulackfocus....

 

Why are you called the Squirrel?

 

Because he is really good at swimming on his back to keep his nuts dry?

 

aren't those Otters?

 

I'm appalled

or should it be APAlled?

 

I see what you did there! Respek!

 

Well, it's a long story, but this image of him as a youngster may help. Or, it may not.

 

That image also reminds me of another saying.
'Sorry is the hardest word to say', unless you are Chinesse, then it's 'Squirrel'

 

I need to go to my "safe space now"

 

I sense your work is done here

 

Because all his jokes are a-corny?

 

Mouse, you get the prize!. Not sure what it is... but you "get it"

 

I have a long memory for trivia

 

I stuck to all the rules as a newbie - what's my price?

 

Lesson 1: accomplished
https://omegaforums.net/threads/please-help-with-this-de-ville.33300/#post-376164




Lesson 2: Done

Lesson 3: Done




(But I'm not so sure about what's happening next... )