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··So on and so on and scoobie doobie dooJames Bond walks into a bar, sits down besides a beautiful woman, and orders a drink. He pays no attention to her and instead fiddles with his watch.
Watching him, the woman asks him if his friend is running late?
Bond replies, "No, I'm not meeting any one. I'm testing the new technology on this watch. It examines my surroundings and updates me telepathically."
She doesn't believe him but is intrigued enough to ask, "What is your watch telling you now?"
Bond says, "It's telling me that you are not wearing any underwear."
The woman laughs, then says his watch doesn't work because she is in fact wearing underwear.
Bond stares at his watch with a concerned look, taps it and then exclaims, "Oh, it's set an hour ahead!"