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Here’s someone that has no future as a criminal…

M'Bob
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…or English teacher:

Illinois Woman Busted for Fake Vaccine Card Allegedly Claimed to Have Gotten the ‘Maderna’ Shot
When Hawaiian airport screeners glanced at an Illinois traveler’s vaccination card, they quickly felt it looked “questionable,” and so they forwarded it to an investigating agent.

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Evitzee
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25 yo Chloe was desperate, she needed her Hawaiian vacay away from Illinois. Understandable.
 
Charlemagne1333
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She chose the easiest vaccine type to spell, and still got it wrong.

Just as well she didn’t go for Pfizer-BioNTech…
 
pdxleaf
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Surprised she didn't write Ivermectin
 
mrbreen
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We Wisconsinites know a FIB (fυcking Illinois Bastard) when we see one! And yes, this term is widely used in my friendly state.
 
The Father
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This Polish surname of MROZEK is an aphetic form of the Polish given name Ambrozy - from the Old Latin name Ambrosius, a name meaning, divine

I will suppose a Polish joke would not work here.
 
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