Help Local Oregon man win best Mullet: Use your power OF!

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We can help a deserving local Oregonian man win the National mullet contest! For any frustrated non-American who wants to influence the future of America, this is your opportunity.

Come on Aussies, we know there’s some mullet fans down under. Let your voices be heard!

And vote qick before Ash shuts this down.



https://mulletchamp.com/2022-mane-event-voting/


For people who can't abide a mullet, you can vote in the Fat Bear contest. (Or, vote in both.)


https://explore.org/fat-bear-week
 
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I had a boss who had a Mullet, although he refused to acknowledge it as such.

We teased him relentlessly.

Business in the front. Party in the back.
 
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I was a plain clothes officer during the 90s. I had to endure working with mullet wearing jerks who thought they were Sonny Crockett while begging school kids for dime bags of weed. I did not blend in well. Gladly.
 
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I was a plain clothes officer during the 90s. I had to endure working with mullet wearing jerks who thougt they were Sonny Crockett while begging school kids for dime bags of weed. I did not blend in well. Gladly.


There's always voting for Fat Bear. Who doesn't love a fat bear? 😁
 
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I’d vote for you Dave 😀 But u ain’t running…

I coulda been a contender.



Glory days!

(Photos get deleted off the internet, right?)

Edit: Should I have posted that in "Images that lift your spirits"? 😁
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And vote qick before Ash shuts this down.

How can you be sure the guy with the mullet isn't Ash copping an alias? 😁
 
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The tacky gold eyeglass chain (not even worn correctly) on those sun glasses did it for me. If you are too stupid to know that the chain goes around the neck you don't deserve to win at anything.........not a thing...PERIOD.
 
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The tacky gold eyeglass chain (not even worn correctly) on those sun glasses did it for me. If you are too stupid to know that the chain goes around the neck you don't deserve to win at anything.........not a thing...PERIOD.

But that would mess with the hair!

Nothing touches the hair. 😉
 
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That man has my vote.

This legitimately came up in a college class I was teaching. Watching the students diligently taking notes on it, I marveled at the things I get paid to do.

 
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While I appreciate Mr. Chavez’s style, my vote goes to this gentleman, who has been rocking his mullet for 26 years!

 
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I coulda been a contender.



Glory days!

(Photos get deleted off the internet, right?)

Edit: Should I have posted that in "Images that lift your spirits"? 😁
Did you become proficient with the bagpipes? Cool instrument when played well color me impressed
 
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That bounty hunter, his name is doggy or something like that, has a good mullet.
 
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@Walrus Short answer, no.

I was doing well. Had an 80 years old Scotsman as an instructor. We practiced in his barn in Bucks County, PA. He made his own whiskey, which he kept in a gallon jug marked 'XXX' in the barn. I enjoyed going to practices.

I joined the Army soon after this picture, which made it tough to keep up practice, although I did for awhile. Really, just an excuse.

My instructor wanted me to join the Scots Guards. Being American, I told him I didn't think it possible, when he told me I could join the Canadian army. He said if I joined the guards, they'd send me to a year long piping college, after which you play in ceremonies. Being 6'4", he said it'd help because they liked tall freaks.

Here's where the story gets interesting. I had made a lot of mistakes in my life and thought I should be practical, which joining the Canadian Army didn’t seem practical. Too many ways it could ho wrong. Fast forward a couple years and I took a several week trip to Scotland, which found me in a pub in Portree. I made the mistake of ordering at the bar, which means everyone buys you a drink. So of course you buy the next round. That's intolerable so someone buys you a drink. You can see where this leads.

We talk and I say I'm in the Army on leave. Couple other guys were in the British army and the comparisons come out. I ask one guy what he did and he says he was in the Scots Guards but had to get out because he injured a nerve in his arm. Next question is, did you know how to play pipes before you joined? "Oh no, they sent me to a year long school in Edinburgh. It was great,i traveled all over the world, even to America."

My "holy shit, it was true, i should have listened to my instructor" moment.

I did get to go as a spectator to the Glenfiddich Piping competition at the Duke of Atholl's castle. The best single pipers in the world compete in the great hall with less than 75 people in the audience. Definitely a lifetime memory.

But no, I quit, and quitters never play pipes.

This is all i have left, besides memories. That's the instructor's image. He was a bad-ass
 
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The Fat Bear competition has a live feed to watch bears. It's pretty unbelievable.
 
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I was thinking the same thing he could easily be in the top ten I would think
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