Have You Passed Your « Best Before » Date?

I went to pick up something from the floor today and wondered "Can I still touch my toes with my legs straight?". Ohhhh,YESSS! So in my view I'm still within date 👍

Have outlived both my grandfathers' natural lifespans, but I reckon I'd need to go on my father's whisky and pipe tobacco diet to outlive him.