I cannot see any of my messages

 

This may not be the first message you have tried to post, but it appears as though this is the first successful attempt. The fact you succeeded would appear that you are not blocked. Try to determine what you did right, this time, and re-post some of your earlier messages. The moderators on this MB are very liberal.

 

If your trying to post messages on For Sale threads.

You don't have the required amount of posts to do this yet....

Read the stickie posts.

 

Ok. Thank you

 

You could use this as your new avatar, except that nobody is wearing a watch in it

 

This lady also wasn't always pleased with her Fred, but never requested that her "entire Fred be removed".

 

I had likes in that thread! Good likes!!

 

He's on at least 5 other watch sites that he can sell on while he builds his post count here. Maybe you could go there to get likes?

 

Pfffft, everyone knows your post count is MUCH more important than Likes. ( )

 

You'll easily make up the loss in a thread that didn't break the rules. Of course, I do some of my best work in those threads.

 

Work?

Your work?!!!

That's just a bunch a' bull.

 

Just because my dickishness seems to flow effortlessly from my keyboard, it actually requires a bit of thought.

 

Yes, sometimes it does require thinking - particularly the grammatical portion of a snarky post. However, as an experienced dick, I know that the idea pretty much pops into your head as soon as you read the offending post like the Sarcasm Gods blessed you with it. Then, you simply have to construct the sentence correctly to relay the thought in the appropriate dickish manner.

 

True, there's nothing worse than getting caught with a typo, while giving someone a rash of caca.

 

Wow, that IS way too much work for me. I’m retired and like it.

 

Some people need to put an effort into being a dick.... others are born dicks and it comes with little or no effort....

But then there's those vultures that circle over "the forum"... awaiting a typo or some minor grammatical error...

these are DICKS! (please note the quite offensive but entirely proper use of capitals to get the point across.)

ahhhhhhh.... I love this forum!

I wish I had a picture of a Timex to post with this.

 

4 hours later and not a like to be had.

Also, that should read, "I wish that I had a picture of a Timex to post with this."