If so, what is the costume that you are utilizing?

 

I shall strap on two watches and go as a dickhead.

 

Ha Ha
I missed this one 'Dog.
You are the BEST!!!

 

@Mad Dog costume: USNR jacket, aviator glasses, Speedy & Seiko, Hooter's girl on each arm.

 

or a hot Stew

 

Can you handle it?

I have years of academy training in the dickhead department...I've been doing it [dickheading] since 1964.

 

I checked with my wife unit just now...

She said "you could be an instructor at that academy"

 

Alright, settle down. I don't care how long or how good your wives think you are at it - NOBODY, and I mean NOBODY here is capable of being a bigger dickhead than me. First off, just being born in a major city in the Northeast qualifies you for consideration, but Boston, NYC, and Philly are the pick of the dickhead litter. Second, lace up the skates and play a few years - you'll learn to perfect the craft, and even how to get away with dickheadedness when no one is looking, including the proper vocabulary to augment your own personal twist of dickhead. Third, moderate a hobby forum (any hobby forum) for more than 5 years and you'll witness some of the premier dickheading from all cultures. Last, but certainly not least, is to work in retail. That right there will let you witness first hand some SERIOUS dickheads. If you measured this in collegiate terms, I'd have a doctorate in asshole and a masters in dickhead.

If there were an academy, I'd be the Dean of Dickhead University.

ps - "douchebag" is the more oft used term in this region.

 

Dang!

You sound like a pretty serious dickhead.

Dean of Dickhead U...very cool!

 

So, let's get back to the OP's original question, then...

What kind of costume would a Dickhead U. grad. (or, maybe just a wannabe) wear/'UTILIZE" for Halloween? Or, does he even need a costume?

What would that look like?

 

Now that the hierarchy has been (ahem) cleared up, I'm going to dress as a @ulackfocus instead.

First, a mask....

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/X-ME...ask-latex-funny-mask-costume/32389673829.html

Then I'll need matching straps on both watches (coordinated with my belt and shoes of course.)

Oh, and a bottle of fine wine from his favorite vendor.

http://bumwine.com/

The attitude is the hardest part, but a few shots of the MD 20/20 should help.

Trick or Treat!

p.s. @Mad Dog - apologies for the total highjacking of this thread. But as a fellow dickhead, I'm sure you understand. What I'm trying to figure out is why @dougiedude is here ... he's such a nice guy.

 

Thanks for the bum wine link.

 

Really! Those are the Olympic finalists in the el-cheapo event. My money's on the center 3 to be on the medal podium.

 

Was being a dickhead......

 

I'm going as a watch-bequeathing uncle

 

@pitpro...never call them "stew" (or "stewardess")...call them "aisle donkey" or "galley hag"...they like those titles.

 

Drink decided

 

So are you wearing counterfeit designer shoes too? Gotta keep with the program after all!

 

I don't know what you're talking about! Uncles be stylin'