H(od)i(nkee)larious!

Posts
7,984
Likes
27,963
Well, it's been a while since I've thought about making fun of Hodinkee, but they're apparently begging, yet again, for that kind of attention.

As usual, this type of criticism is related to their vintage watch offering, which, as at least some members know, occasionally include either remarkable sloppiness, shocking lack of knowledge, or outright misrepresentation. Take, for example, this vintage Vacheron & Constantin:

https://shop.hodinkee.com/collections/vintage-watches/products/2933-vacheron-18k

Setting aside the price, the watch in question is a decent example, and not over-polished. The photos are also of good quality.

ytrger.jpg

Like most collectors, I looked at the photos first, and was surprised, and more than a little amused, to see this:

iytdr.jpg

So, having perused the photos, let's get to the accompanying text. Wait! Before we do that, let me, for the umpteenth time, point out that it is ridiculous to fail to provide at least one image of the movement, and especially for a watch of high value. And such omissions are typical of Hodinkee!

Now, on to the description. First:

Despite the 34mm case size, this watch wears very well on the wrist. This is due to the thin bezel, nice long twisted-style lugs, and thick case.

I'm nit-picking a bit here, but the thin bezel reference is inappropriate, as anyone looking at the above photo can see. What I mean is that while the bezel is thin, it is, in a sense, extended by the case, and to roughly twice its width, so relative to the dial (which is the whole point), it has nothing like the (visual) effect of a typically "thin" bezel.

Next:

Not only is this example in outstanding condition...

Um, no. "Excellent" would even be a stretch. Note, among other things, the inside of the lugs, close to where the straps are attached. Tiny mice nibbling away, perhaps? 🙄

Finally, my favorite part:

The crown appears to be a later replacement and has an engraving of "SW" on it.

To give credit where it is due, that description is technically accurate, and ordinarily, congratulations might even be in order. Except for one little thing: in this instance it's a crown from a vintage Seiko!

So, in summary, a vintage V&C in "outstanding condition", yet lacking both photos and a description of the movement 🤦, with scratches on the case back and other flaws, capped off with a replacement Seiko crown, which Hodinkee's crack team failed to recognize. 😁
Edited:
 
Posts
1,161
Likes
4,954
The crown is probably my favourite part of the watch. 😉
 
Posts
9,496
Likes
52,094
Hmmm, “SW” …
Slippery Weasels?
Should Walk (away)!
Say WHAT?
 
Posts
7,539
Likes
13,921
You can downgrade them because there is no movement pic, but the rest of the description is not very far off base. A lot of their comments are opinions so it is hard to argue with them, or say they are being dishonest. Hodinkee draws a certain clientele, it is what it is.
 
Posts
16,307
Likes
44,981
Someone had this on a Fix-o-flex


Calling it even “good condition” would be generous. The corrosion around the indices and the bright coloring of the hands in relation to the rest of the furniture raises an eyebrow. Not to mention the edges of the case have become vague. If this were a Bulova in the bargain thread at $100, we would all be saying -pass, you can find better.
 
Posts
1,421
Likes
3,596
Hodinkee is for horological fetishists in second tier cities who are marketing managers for financial institutions but go around calling themselves bankers whilst wearing thrift store cardigans.

That goofball Pulvirent is the ultimate charlatan.

There is better watch content and writing on OF.
 
Posts
10,610
Likes
51,753
I wonder why they would do this. I mean I know money is the main driver but doesn’t it benefit them to sell only damn near perfect examples to back up their name? IMO that is a beautiful dial. Could be a beautiful watch and in a way it still is but it does not seem to jive with that which hodinkee likes to project, although tbh I’m not that big of a follower of them but let’s face it if you are looking up watches you will come across hodinkee at some point, and I have enjoyed a few articles I’ve read.
 
Posts
16,307
Likes
44,981
….wearing thrift store cardigans.
Some of my best sweaters are vintage Brooks Brothers lambs wool or cashmere from thrift….but that is for a whole other thread 😉

[/QUOTE]There is better watch content and writing on OF.[/QUOTE]
This I whole heartedly agree with!
 
Posts
1,046
Likes
5,436
Hodinkee is for horological fetishists in second tier cities who are marketing managers for financial institutions but go around calling themselves bankers whilst wearing thrift store cardigans.

Wow, lots of unresolved something in there!

There is better watch content and writing on OF.

Choir, what say you to the minister?
 
Posts
16,853
Likes
47,845
But years ago before they became a $$$ business the Hodinkee advice was never buy a vintage watch without a movement picture……Funny how since now they sell vintage watches that own advice seems to be missing every time.
 
Posts
116
Likes
1,542
I have a vintage Seiko Seahorse with a signed SW crown. Alas no Vacheron to swap it onto as yet.
 
Posts
265
Likes
367
I have never studied vintage VC from this period very closely. Their movements from this period puzzle me as they do not seem to always be their own design, i.e. JLC or other makers', I'm not sure. You kind of want a "pure" VC.
 
Posts
9,496
Likes
52,094
I have never studied vintage VC from this period very closely. Their movements from this period puzzle me as they do not seem to always be their own design, i.e. JLC or other makers', I'm not sure. You kind of want a "pure" VC.
I’d take a JLC movement even if it was in a Timex Indiglo. 😀
 
Posts
230
Likes
293
I know nothing of VC, vintage or otherwise, but the second I saw that crown pic, my spidey-senses came on and I thought to myself that I recall vintage Seiko using a similar crown... "Seiko Waterproof" 📖
 
Posts
163
Likes
191
Although I always like to see the movement before purchasing, I can understand why they don't do it. I also think they would send you a picture if you requested it.

The time it takes them to carefully open a watch, photograph it, and then close it, most likely isn't worth it. I would imagine the average Hodinkee buyer to blindly trust them, so I wouldn't expect many people requesting movement pics (I would even go further and say that it is likely that most of their sold watches never got opened to send a pic). Additionally, probably the person handling the watch is nothing near a watchmaker, so more harm than good can be done here.
 
Posts
7,984
Likes
27,963
Although I always like to see the movement before purchasing, I can understand why they don't do it. I also think they would send you a picture if you requested it.

The time it takes them to carefully open a watch, photograph it, and then close it, most likely isn't worth it. I would imagine the average Hodinkee buyer to blindly trust them, so I wouldn't expect many people requesting movement pics (I would even go further and say that it is likely that most of their sold watches never got opened to send a pic). Additionally, probably the person handling the watch is nothing near a watchmaker, so more harm than good can be done here.

Sorry, I find that to be a very poor rationalization. It takes time to open the case, and photograph a movement inside of a ~$9k watch? Seriously?

And the central point of my original post, and many like them over the years, is that Hodinkee absolutely cannot be trusted. The fact that they prey on inexperienced and/or naïve collectors reflects extremely poorly on them.
 
Posts
163
Likes
191
Sorry, I find that to be a very poor rationalization. It takes time to open the case, and photograph a movement inside of a ~$9k watch? Seriously?

And the central point of my original post, and many like them over the years, is that Hodinkee absolutely cannot be trusted. The fact that they prey on inexperienced and/or naïve collectors reflects extremely poorly on them.

Well, I see no poor rationalization here. Being different to yours does not make it poor.

However, let's not forget that, as I said, the average Hodinkee buyer is not one that asks for a movement pic. Any unnecessary time spent doing something your customers don't appreciate is a waste of time. It can be argued that they could have more customers if they actually took the time to shoot the movements, but that's for another time (and I don't see them lacking customers anyways).

I am not saying that Hodinkee can or is to be trusted, I am just posing a hypothesis, that is all.