Glossary of watch sale terms (your contributions welcome)

Posts
1,225
Likes
5,354
Serviced By My Watch Maker: The little gears spin as determined by some dude down the street with a door and a shingle and has an oddly sized screwdriver or two.

Serviced by our in-house watchmaker: Somebody opened the watch (maybe not) and spit on it. Basically every watch bought from a dealer that had been "serviced by their in-house watchmaker" had to be properly serviced (again) by My Watchmaker
 
Posts
2,475
Likes
7,002
Serviced By My Watch Maker: The little gears spin as determined by some dude down the street with a door and a shingle and has an oddly sized screwdriver or two.

He makes keys too!
 
Posts
1,687
Likes
2,473
Gently worn in rotation with other watches/ Rarely worn/ Never really bonded with it: I didn’t think my [wife/husband/partner] would notice I got another watch, but they did; this is a relationship-salvage sale.
 
Posts
1,687
Likes
2,473
An honest example: I’m making a virtue of how sh!tty this watch looks.
 
Posts
1,701
Likes
4,011
New Quality Leather Strap - I flogged the BOR separately and replaced it with this pleather POS.
 
Posts
1,701
Likes
4,011
Rare And Vintage - Anything made more than six months ago.
 
Posts
5,008
Likes
15,336
Gently worn in rotation with other watches/ Rarely worn/ Never really bonded with it: I didn’t think my [wife/husband/partner] would notice I got another watch, but they did; this is a relationship-salvage sale.

LOL 😀
 
Posts
4,026
Likes
9,069
Not getting the wrist time: It's my ugliest watch and it has to go
 
Posts
70
Likes
210
Newly serviced: I took it to the guy in the mall kiosk and paid him $20 to replace the cracked crystal with this yellowish piece of plastic that will probably fall out.
 
Posts
21,941
Likes
49,738
Military style: not a real military watch.
Diver style: rotating bezel on a chrome-plated case that may be safe for hand-washing.
 
Posts
2,465
Likes
4,245
You won’t find another in this condition…………this is probably the worst available, all the others out there are much better!
Check the photos, they are part of the description………..the photos are low res, poorly lit and out of focus!
Automatic quartz………I have absolutely no idea what I’m talking about, but I’ll keep talking anyway!
Swiss quality…………made in little Switzerland, Shanghai
 
Posts
670
Likes
6,556
Original dial, original lum: That Speedmaster dial WAS originally produced as a Speedmaster dial and the lum was used for the first time on THAT dial. Those plump, bright orange caterpillars on the hour indices that glow like the noon sun....meh.
 
Posts
1,687
Likes
2,473
Posts
740
Likes
2,700
Two of the same watch bundle, not-running: I tried to fix one using a donor watch, but I broke that one, too.