I would just like to thank the mods for my new sub-title My avatar is a (now) 8kg 'gentle giant' Maine Coon His brother on the other hand is a 7kg b*stard Maine Coon who bit through my index finger to the bone on my last visit home recently.... I guess that will teach me for working abroad!
Cats are universally known as the assholes of the pet world. Ever heard of a dogtastrophe? No you haven't but there damn sure is a catastrophe. Never witnessed a dogaclysmic event, but have seen a few cataclysmic ones! Dogs give unconditional love and obey their masters unless abused. Cats merely tolerate humans, and only if they're fed and housed properly.
ha ha! loving the cat-lassie story board the only thing that is missing is a thought bubble from the cat in the last pic along the lines of: "I wonder what happened to that fat little human that normally hangs around my house -ah well.....yawn....zzzzz" I think cat owners like cats precisely because they are independent 'assholes' -although mine are the size of small dogs -and 'fetch' like dogs -although I'm sure they would be drummed out of the cat fraternity if this was ever known those of those who are 'privileged' enough to have a cat allow us to look after them are under no illusions about where their priorities lie sleep, food, dig up freshly planted plants in the garden -have a crap, where are those humans I'd like some food......eat, sleep.......
P, your cat has attitude issues. But luckily for you nothing my Vietnamese mother-in-law can't fix for you.