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  1. Peemacgee

    Peemacgee Purrrr-veyor of luxury cat box loungers Oct 12, 2015

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    I would just like to thank the mods for my new sub-title
    My avatar is a (now) 8kg 'gentle giant' Maine Coon
    His brother on the other hand is a 7kg b*stard Maine Coon who bit through my index finger to the bone on my last visit home recently....
    I guess that will teach me for working abroad!
     
  2. ulackfocus

    ulackfocus Oct 12, 2015

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    You're quite welcome!

    ..... and let your nasty bitey cat see this:

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  3. Peemacgee

    Peemacgee Purrrr-veyor of luxury cat box loungers Oct 12, 2015

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    The evil bitey f*cker in question and the damage
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  4. efauser

    efauser I ♥ karma!!! Oct 12, 2015

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    That's why I have dogs.
     
  5. LouS

    LouS Mrs Nataf's Other Son Staff Member Oct 12, 2015

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    ...'cause dogs never bit anyone?
     
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  6. efauser

    efauser I ♥ karma!!! Oct 12, 2015

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    Sure they do but they're not cats, so they have that going for them, from the get go.
     
  7. ulackfocus

    ulackfocus Oct 12, 2015

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    Cats are universally known as the assholes of the pet world.

    Ever heard of a dogtastrophe? No you haven't but there damn sure is a catastrophe. Never witnessed a dogaclysmic event, but have seen a few cataclysmic ones!

    Dogs give unconditional love and obey their masters unless abused. Cats merely tolerate humans, and only if they're fed and housed properly.
     
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  8. Mouse_at_Large

    Mouse_at_Large still immune to Speedmaster attraction Oct 12, 2015

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  9. efauser

    efauser I ♥ karma!!! Oct 12, 2015

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    Are you subliminally trying to tell the cat something with this photo?
     
  10. JimInOz

    JimInOz "Helpful Hints from Heloise" of bracelet cleaning. Oct 12, 2015

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    Well I guess we won't be seeing you at the archery competitions any more.
     
  11. wsfarrell

    wsfarrell Oct 12, 2015

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    Edited by a mod Oct 14, 2015
  12. Peemacgee

    Peemacgee Purrrr-veyor of luxury cat box loungers Oct 12, 2015

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    ha ha! loving the cat-lassie story board

    the only thing that is missing is a thought bubble from the cat in the last pic along the lines of:
    "I wonder what happened to that fat little human that normally hangs around my house -ah well.....yawn....zzzzz"

    I think cat owners like cats precisely because they are independent 'assholes'
    -although mine are the size of small dogs -and 'fetch' like dogs -although I'm sure they would be drummed out of the cat fraternity if this was ever known

    those of those who are 'privileged' enough to have a cat allow us to look after them are under no illusions about where their priorities lie
    sleep, food, dig up freshly planted plants in the garden -have a crap, where are those humans I'd like some food......eat, sleep.......
     
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  13. BartH

    BartH Follows a pattern of overpaying Oct 13, 2015

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    P, your cat has attitude issues. But luckily for you nothing my Vietnamese mother-in-law can't fix for you.
     
  14. Peemacgee

    Peemacgee Purrrr-veyor of luxury cat box loungers Oct 13, 2015

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    Ha ha feline fricasse....
     
  15. STANDY

    STANDY schizophrenic pizza orderer and watch collector Oct 13, 2015

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  16. Tony C.

    Tony C. Ωf Jury member Oct 13, 2015

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    To bring some balance to the thread...

     
  17. BartH

    BartH Follows a pattern of overpaying Oct 13, 2015

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    I'd like to use that cat on my children at the breakfast table.
     
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  18. Archer

    Archer Omega Qualified Watchmaker Oct 13, 2015

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    I hate cats...sorry to all the cat lovers...
     
  19. Ludi

    Ludi Oct 13, 2015

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    ... and yet cat stew isn't that bad image.png image.png

    dogs FTW image.png
     
  20. vinn2

    vinn2 Oct 13, 2015

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    guns kill cats