I kid you not. That is the description of this case on the site of a well-known California-based dealer.

Not "very good", "good", "fair", or (correctly) "poor", but excellent.



Link to watch:

http://www.secondtimearoundwatchco.com/watches-for-sale/a/a/11636

 

Surely it's developed "a nice patina"

 

don't forget "unpolished!"

 

The dial is in such good condition its 'Excellent Condition Condition '.

Looks like it survived Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardy...

 

Silly question, is there a way to repair the case to make it super duper excellent condition?

 

Actually, cases like this can be re-chromed.

 

I want to see a pic of one they would describe as “poor”.

 

The “shape” tends to tell me it’s a watch. It’s the condition that is questionable!

 

He was speaking of the number 5 numeral.

 

I'm scared (but curious) to see what they would consider a watch in poor condition

 

hahahahahah.... That looks like "NOS" condition

 

That's an item in the Sellers' Dictionary of the English Language:

Excellent condition: See photos.

 

Excellent chew toy.

 

Wait, is no one else concerned about the prosthetic limb being used in the link? That’s some seriously creepy shit!

 

This dealer is just awful ... horrible redials and those mannequin hands ....not sure who they are selling this garbage to.

 

Expert grading

 

I can't believe they think that 'prop' will help sell the watch

 

Has Ken moved to a new company?

 

I feel like they are describing a different watch than what is in the pictures. "Original dial with expert restoration in Excellent Condition Condition" - I mean I know no one around here wants a redial, but if that's "restored" condition, what the hell did it look like before??!?