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  1. redpcar May 23, 2021

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    Years of surfing ebay, several translations ring true:

    "No box or papers." Translation: Fake watch
    "Unisex." Translation: 30mm diameter watch
    "Untested." Translation: tested and doesn't work
    "Military style." Translation: not military and 30mm case
     
  2. timoss May 23, 2021

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    “Pictures are an important part of the desperation.” Translation: see if you can spot the fake/incorrect bits.
     
  3. timoss May 23, 2021

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    “Rare” Translation: Old.
     
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  4. timoss May 23, 2021

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    “From my personal collection” Translation: “Trust me, this really is rare NOS authentic bargain you are getting.”
     
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  5. JwRosenthal May 23, 2021

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    Lovely patina = waterlogged
     
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  6. JwRosenthal May 23, 2021

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    Appears unpolished= have never seen one that is actually unpolished

    Should clean up beautifully = I tried to fix it and it was a disaster, buy my failed project please

    Fresh from an estate = found it at Goodwill

    I don’t know much about watches = I know how to take the back off and have a case holder- but this is a piece of shit

    no returns accepted = I know how eBay works but hope you don’t

    Recently serviced = I know a guy

    inspected, adjusted and keeping excellent time = see above, don’t look at the regulator pushed all the way to one side

    Solid gold case = note no picture showing gold content

    original dial, professionally restored = redial, but maybe you are too dumb to know what that is
     
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  7. ghce May 23, 2021

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    Hey guys, I am taking notes for my next eBay listings :p
     
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  8. wsfarrell May 23, 2021

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    "Midsize." Translation: 30mm case
     
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  9. wsfarrell May 23, 2021

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    "Unpolished." Translation: polished
     
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  10. ghce May 23, 2021

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    "Ticks but needs a service" = broken balance wheel.
    "untouched watch and movement" = badly cleaned dial, polished case and missing parts in the movement (normally the broken balance wheel)
    "Original condition" = bent lugs, scratched/ hammered case back, broken balance wheel.
     
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  11. Professor May 24, 2021

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    the-melting-watch.jpg

    Service history unknown.
     
  12. Spruce Sunburst dial fan May 24, 2021

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    :cool::cool::cool: But, to be fair, apart from a fifty year old gold plated Rotary watch with a box, a receipt and a Christmas sentiment engraved on the back (and they’re all there 'cos the recipient didn’t like wearing it but didn’t want to offend his wife/girlfriend and stuck the whole caboodle in a drawer “for best”) I’ve yet to come across any 60 year old watch with a 'box or papers' on eBay.
     
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  13. cineaste May 24, 2021

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    Jumbo size: maximum 34mm

    a similar example was sold for 3x on Hodinkee: I am also looking for suckers without having to pay the Hodinkee premium

    you are getting a bargain, please check chrono24: slight variation of my previous example for the non hipster crowd
     
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  14. cineaste May 24, 2021

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    I recently bought an Eternamatic from 1962 or earlier with original buckle and box and it even includes a French instruction manual. So, yeah it does not include a receipt, but you can still find the occasional gem on Ebay.
     
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  15. mountainunder May 24, 2021

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    "Please look at the pictures and judge for yourself.” Translation:
    I do not want to write the truth in the product description.
     
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  16. omegastar May 24, 2021

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    What you see is what you get = There is something wrong you can't see.
    Keeping excellent time = Keeping time.
    18k gold bezel = 14k gold on steel.
    Rare case design = Unsigned custom case.
    Runs strong = Keeps time for the moment.
    Stunning dial = Refinished dial.
    Rare gold plated Omega = You know nothing about watches and you are going to pay for it.
     
  17. timoss May 24, 2021

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    "Rare Prototype" = Franken
     
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  18. micampe May 24, 2021

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    I’ve always assumed “military style” meant “has arabic numbers”
     
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  19. JwRosenthal May 24, 2021

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    Generally yes- lumed numerals and a second track (if center second), and typically black dial- although many were indeed white. The term though is heavily overused and misrepresents standard civilian watches made in the post war era having shared the style of military pieces which was popular at the time. I’ve seen 50’s gold dress watches with black dials and Arabic numerals described as “military”. It’s all about trying to keyword farm (I know there is a term for that).
     
  20. TimeODanaos May 24, 2021

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    Photo please! :p