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Douchebaggery - Accessory to the Crime and Punishment

Duracuir1
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Charges: 2 counts of Douchebaggery.

On the first count: Having a giant watch. « not guilty ». Some big watches are someone’s dream.

On the second count: Counterfeit watch. « Guilty »

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Sentence: Duracuir’s watch rehab shop.

1 - Bracelet removal.
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2) Crystal must be removed. Could otherwise be used as a weapon.
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And finally. Case back opening and movement service.
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This may have offended some… the watch was in an old building that we bought. Does not belong among my watches, no matter how modest they are.
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joeshoup
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I have a fake SMP that might require this type of service. Inspiring!
 
JwRosenthal
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I think you need to administer a National fake watch buy-back program. $1 for each watch turned in. Then you can offer people in anger management programs the opportunity to destroy each watch for $5, profits to benefit free horology schools for youth programs. Win-win for all of us.
 
byunjoe
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Great to see something deservedly return to the elements. There's nothing like accelerated aging or 'forced patina' of a timepiece!
 
Syrte
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Crikey, if I were a criminal I certainly would not want to cross you. 😵‍💫
 
rob#1
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This thread highlights the importance of using the most suitable watchmaking tools available 😜
 
kingsrider
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mcemeren
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I believe I can revive (as my watch making practice continues) that thing so that you can smash it again.
 
Barking mad
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And just as I took the last photo I realised it was legitimate::facepalm1::
 
Engee
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Duracuir1 Duracuir1
Haha! Paper or plastic?
Was hoping to trade it with you for a Rolex I bought from a nice man wandering along the beach in the south of France a few years back. He had several he was selling. Who knew that's where high-end watch dealers ply their trade.
 
p4ul
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Engee Engee
Was hoping to trade it with you for a Rolex I bought from a nice man wandering along the beach in the south of France a few years back. He had several he was selling. Who knew that's where high-end watch dealers ply their trade.


Did he make you buy 2 for your wife and some uglier ones before you got to choose?
 
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