Never buy a used Dyson.

 

I suppose some idiot would mistake that for a vacuum...
Probably why they make blameless fans.

 

Haha........I noticed your pun.

(Or a cunning autocorrect that actually makes sense).

 

Now it makes sense...
For years I wondered why the damn things were placed so high up the wall in my office loos, I could barely get my hands in, let alone anything else

 

Cunning autocorrect, I can't claim that much wit.