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STANDY
··schizophrenic pizza orderer and watch collectorWell 🤬 🤬 be 🤬 🤬 🤬 Damn,d
☠Don't Forget, ye maties...National Talk Like A Pirate Day!☠!! (Sept 19, every year)
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Foo2rama
··Nowhere near as grumpy as he used to be...Pirates<Ninjas
In my line of work I much prefer a national talk like a Ninja day... peace and quiet.
In my line of work I much prefer a national talk like a Ninja day... peace and quiet.
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gatorcpa
··ΩF InvestiGatorSo help us herald in the day with your own stories of drama on the high seas or the accountancy's at yer pleasure. 🍿
Six foot of water in the bowels of the ship'll do that to ya, Matey.
The top photo was taken from our office during a news report on TV. The boats are right across the street.
Pray for Puerto Rico.
Please.
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cicindela
··Steve @ ΩFTime to bring this annual event back mateys
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gatorcpa
··ΩF InvestiGatorTime to bring this annual event back mateys
https://omegaforums.net/threads/what-day-is-today-mateys.82472/#post-1058467
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nonuffinkbloke
·Oooh aaarrrrr! Oooohhh fakkin arrrrrrr! Liven up there mateeeys! Oy want to tell eey a tale about Old Harry😟
Oy does a little job looking after beaches and cliffs on the Dorset coast of old England. At the end of our beaches we have these 'ere' chalk stacks!..... these be 'Old Harry Rocks'! Ooh arrrrrrr! Local legend has it that the rocks were named after Harry Paye,.... ooh aarrr..... the infamous pirate from Poole, whose ship hid behind the rocks awaiting passing merchantmen.! Oooh arrrr!.... Old Harry would open up and send em to the bottom!.... some days as Oy walks these ere cliffs, I could swear I can ear the poor buggers gasping for breath as they go to meet Dave Jones! oooh arrrrrrr! Old Harry was a basstedd! Oooh aaarrrrr!
Oy does a little job looking after beaches and cliffs on the Dorset coast of old England. At the end of our beaches we have these 'ere' chalk stacks!..... these be 'Old Harry Rocks'! Ooh arrrrrrr! Local legend has it that the rocks were named after Harry Paye,.... ooh aarrr..... the infamous pirate from Poole, whose ship hid behind the rocks awaiting passing merchantmen.! Oooh arrrr!.... Old Harry would open up and send em to the bottom!.... some days as Oy walks these ere cliffs, I could swear I can ear the poor buggers gasping for breath as they go to meet Dave Jones! oooh arrrrrrr! Old Harry was a basstedd! Oooh aaarrrrr!
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UncleBuck
··understands the decision making hierarchyShiver me timbers, me hearties!
Avast ye, me new avatar fer a fortnight!
Avast ye, me new avatar fer a fortnight!
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Waltesefalcon
·Here is my corny pirate joke:
A young boy joins a pirate crew and soon strikes up a conversation with an old salt with an eye patch, a hook for a hand, and a peg leg. He asks the old salt how he lost his leg and the older pirate says "arrr, we once attacked an armed merchantman and she fired on us at close range, a cannon ball took me leg off." Amazed the boy then asks how the old salt lost his hand and the older pirate says "arr, we were once boarded by a British sloop and as we repulsed them one of the bloody bastards took me hand off with his saber." Even more amazed at the old salt's tales the boy finally asked about how he lost his eye and the older pirate says :"arr, a seagull shit on me eye." Shocked, the boy says "and that made you lose your eye?" "Aye" says the old pirate, "it were me first day with the hook."
A young boy joins a pirate crew and soon strikes up a conversation with an old salt with an eye patch, a hook for a hand, and a peg leg. He asks the old salt how he lost his leg and the older pirate says "arrr, we once attacked an armed merchantman and she fired on us at close range, a cannon ball took me leg off." Amazed the boy then asks how the old salt lost his hand and the older pirate says "arr, we were once boarded by a British sloop and as we repulsed them one of the bloody bastards took me hand off with his saber." Even more amazed at the old salt's tales the boy finally asked about how he lost his eye and the older pirate says :"arr, a seagull shit on me eye." Shocked, the boy says "and that made you lose your eye?" "Aye" says the old pirate, "it were me first day with the hook."
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JesterP
·But wyyyy is pirates called pirates?
Because thy ARRRRRRRRRRRRR
I BE GETTIN ME SOME MORE GROG WID MY PIECE O EIGHT AND GOING TO ROGER....ISE MEAN GOING OO SEE ROGER THE CABIN BOY
Because thy ARRRRRRRRRRRRR
I BE GETTIN ME SOME MORE GROG WID MY PIECE O EIGHT AND GOING TO ROGER....ISE MEAN GOING OO SEE ROGER THE CABIN BOY
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gatorcpa
··ΩF InvestiGatorArrrr Mateys!!
It be that time of the year again!
Let’s be movin’ ye thread right up to the tippy-top of this heap!
Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day 2019!
gatorcpa
It be that time of the year again!
Let’s be movin’ ye thread right up to the tippy-top of this heap!
Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day 2019!
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duc
·Meet Captain and 1st Mate Hooks (my daughter sent this as today the kids got to dress up for Pirate Day at school):
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nonuffinkbloke
·Oooh arrrrr..... ooooh 'fakkinn' arrrrrrr! 😁
We are quite fond of our pirates on the Dorset coast of Great Britain.
We are quite fond of our pirates on the Dorset coast of Great Britain.
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Severin
·Beware, landlubbers:
...but do not despair:
...but do not despair:
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gatorcpa
··ΩF InvestiGatorAaaaarrrrgggh mateys, after 5 long years, don’t you think it’s time for a bump up?
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noelekal
··Home For Wayward WatchesThank 'e fer th' reminderr!
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blubarb
··IG: #blubarb19
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