@ulackfocus, this just popped up in my flipboard feed. These Adorable Squirrels Are AlsoBaby-Killing Cannibals https://news.nationalgeographic.com/2018/03/red-squirrel-infanticide-Yukon-cannibalism/
Looks like my secret is out. Guess I'll have to get a new alias off the dark web, scrap all ties to this name, and relocate.