..... some help finding a sale on 'thick skin'. I'd like to gift it to some people on the internet.

I could also use a link to a special on 'sense of humor' because it must have been misplaced by some people.

Lastly, if anyone knows where I can find chill pills cheaply I'd appreciate it. Canada is too far of a drive for me. I'd love to buy them in bulk so I could supply select internet forum users as well as myself. If they're not available, anti-snowflake tablets are welcome so the people that get ruffled easily will relax a little more about differing opinions.

Thanks and Happy Holiday shopping!

 

Christmas is coming and I'd really appreciate.....
--ftfy

 

Hang on.

Are you saying that I am NOT a special snowflake?

Well this is a disappointment.

Can I be Godzilla instead?

 

No, I really NEED that stuff.

Or, maybe even better than chill pills for me would be:

Nope, you're just another snowflake. Slightly different than the others, but no more special. A little weirder and more jaded, but just another snowflake (emphasis on 'flake').

There are literally THOUSANDS of applications for the Godzilla position every day. The reason you got CookieLizard is because you volunteered for it when nobody else wanted the job. I know that we told you it was because you were uniquely suited for the position, but we feel bad now because it obviously was one part of why you started thinking you're a special snowflake. Now that I'm no longer employed by ΩF, it's not violating my confidentiality clause to tell you proprietary company information. I will say I am sorry for that though!

 

Maybe if I ate more cookies?

 

You might be able to work your way up to 'Mall Santa' with the extra weight.

 

We have lots of snowflakes up here Dennis, and they're all covered by our social services, so they're FREE!

 

I'm so far 15 days into not eating sugar... if anything I'm going to struggle with the Mall Santa roll...

 

The Netherlands are somewhat famous for having the perfect product for you to distribute. Guaranteed to decrease sensitiviteit to criticism, make people laugh, and provide relaxation. And the good news is that I'm given to understand that product is now legal in at least ten states.

I'm talking about a pair of wooden shoes, of course.

 

Isn't that weird?

 

Any more of this sarcasm and I will be forced to retreat to my "safe place" and start coloring in my coloring books. Has anyone seen my burnt sienna?.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generation_Snowflake

On a side note. My 12 and 13 year old daughters think "snowflakes are weak and a bunch of crybabies". they came to this conclusion on their own. Go figure.

 

This is my safe place.

 

Just you wait until OF starts requiring background checks...

 

Yeah, it will really stink if I cannot log onto OF during the day because I am at work and therefore cannot meet/ exceed a minimum required alcohol content.

 

I've always said computers need the same breathalyzer devices that alcoholics have on their cars. If you blow too high of a blood / alcohol content, you can't start the internet up.




It would be awesome to have one attached to every member of any forum. Of course, you'd have to be checked every hour.

 

Good lord some of the stuff you guys come up with...I just literally lol. These type of threads mixed in with the watch knowledge is what keeps me coming back!!