One of these you'll probably know, the other is not as popular. With the right vintage-related caption, these could become forum standards. If we all like one, I'll put the caption in the picture. Here they are:

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2)




Let the game begin!

 

1) (it's gotta be something to do with frankenwatches)

2) "God damned redials!"

 

1) Oh my god, not another fake Rolex!

2) I dare you to out bid me...

 

1) " What?........a franken what?? ........Those dirty rats " 2) " Yea......... I've gotta a small hand for yah.....buddy."

 

1. Whaddya mean a Hamilton Ventura is better.....


2. Ukrainian recased pocket watches rule..... NOT

 

1: you mean the Seamaster I bought for $38 in Bali is a fake! Facepalm
2: yes your 4k versacce quartz is the zenith of horology, AND I can turn this sand into a diamond with my fist

 

1) But the seller on Ebay told me it was in original condition ?

2)That fish was mine.... Damn that Dennis !!!.

 

1) aghh! that's an ugly Nato strap!

2) damn it! where's my Flagship!

 

1) If I see the word "rare" in one more listing, I'm gonna scream!

2) I HATE fake watches.

 

1. OMG, somebody's selling a rare watch on EBAY.

2. "say Art-Deco again... I dare ya!!!!"

 

1 . YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING!!!!!!!

2 . Go ahead, make my day...

 

1) Quartz?!?!?

2) Grail, baby