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  1. ONEWATCH Irony embodied Mar 3, 2016

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    If you come in second, that just means your the first loser.
     
  2. Mr Bing Mar 3, 2016

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    "as welcome as a fart in an astronaut suit"
     
  3. Alpha Kilt Owner, Beagle Parent, Omega Collector Mar 3, 2016

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    " That's a real Munter " basically not in the least attractive. Found myself even thinking it when some pieces are shown here.
     
  4. Stewart H Honorary NJ Resident Mar 3, 2016

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    I have always thought of that phrase as self contradictory. Look what happens to the poor old early worm - he's proper fu::censored::ed.
     
  5. gatorcpa ΩF InvestiGator Staff Member Mar 3, 2016

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    In a similar vein..."Not the sharpest pencil in the box."

    Some others off the top of my head:

    "He plays poker with a pinochle deck and wonders why he has five 9's."

    "Close enough for government work".

    "That's above my pay grade".

    I'm sure I'll think of some more later.
    gatorcpa
     
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  6. Time Exposure coordinates his cast with his car's paint job Mar 3, 2016

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    One of a few my Mom gave me (I'll remember the others at three in the morning)...
    "I heard you twice the first time."
    (Thanks Mom, that's my fave!)
     
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  7. Darlinboy Pratts! Will I B******S!!! Mar 3, 2016

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    The worm didn't rise early, it stayed up a bit too late. ;)
     
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  8. Mad Dog rockpaperscissorschampion Mar 3, 2016

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    Heard this one several years ago from a fellow Delta pilot...I dunno, maybe it was a fellow Navy pilot...anyway, it references when something [it] works well/looks good/is totally awesome.

    "It's like a sore d***, you can't beat it"
     
  9. Canuck Mar 3, 2016

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    This may have been on here before:

    "Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing!"
     
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  10. Pvt-Public Mar 3, 2016

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    Take off's are optional, landings are mandatory.
     
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  11. Mad Dog rockpaperscissorschampion Mar 3, 2016

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    If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that...

    ;)
     
  12. ONEWATCH Irony embodied Mar 3, 2016

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    Oh, you will land.
     
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  13. Canuck Mar 3, 2016

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    Heard at a musical jam I participated in last week. When asked for an opinion on a music topic, one participant stated:

    "I'm like a stiff _ _ _ _ _ , I go where I'm pointed!"
     
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  14. jimdgreat1 Mar 3, 2016

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  15. Mad Dog rockpaperscissorschampion Mar 3, 2016

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    Sort of along the same lines...here are a couple I heard very often from "customers" on the street while serving as a full time Cincinnati Police Officer while furloughed from Delta Air Lines...it references discovering drugs/drug paraphernalia/firearms/edged weapons in the pants pockets of the "customers"...

    During search and discovery, the "customers" often said...

    "These aren't my pants"

    "The gun isn't mine...I'm just holding it for someone"

    :rolleyes:
     
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  16. Darlinboy Pratts! Will I B******S!!! Mar 3, 2016

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    F::censored::k you and the horse you rode in on. ::stirthepot::
     
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  17. Mad Dog rockpaperscissorschampion Mar 3, 2016

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    No way! :eek: ;)
     
  18. oddboy Zero to Grail+2998 In Six Months Mar 3, 2016

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    Liquor? I don't even know her!
     
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  19. Mad Dog rockpaperscissorschampion Mar 3, 2016

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    Dang, dude...that's a good one! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
     
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  20. oddboy Zero to Grail+2998 In Six Months Mar 3, 2016

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