Just in case you need a special way to forewarn the old jaded crotchety ΩF members of your delicate sensibilities, here's a few samples of the avatars you can install before the codgers call you hurtful names and tell you to get off their collective lawn:

Snowflake:




Buttercup:




There are a wide variety of options, including "Participation Trophy", "Starbucks", "Hipster", and other pictures suitable to display in your avatar space.

Visit boomersandgenxthinkyoureawussie.com for more. It's the easiest way to let an entire forum full of cantankerous coots that you're offended by just about everything that you don't agree with!

 

this is more of a response to a q than a proper avatar, still like it though

 

I'm a "millennial" and this thread offends me because I'm not sure how to associate with it.
Good day.

 

Well, if you're truly offended why don't you choose one of the snowflake avatars above? I won't charge you a single cent. We'll consider it a promotional expense.

On the other hand, if you're only making a joke, then you have thick enough skin to ignore any sarcasm associated with my original post and therefore can continue membership in good standing. I'll even use whatever pull I have left to see if I can get the secret probationary period ended early for you.

 

Hah I'm joking, BUT...I am technically a millennial.
However I have always been an old soul...
This is also far from my first forum, so I have come to enjoy a humorous/sarcastic thread from time to time.
And this one made me, as the kids would say, L O L .

 

I just survived the most recent snowpocalypse, what have I missed? Is this the merit badge?

 

You forgot to use a picture of a Speedmaster as well

 

Do you offer any sort of money back guarantee?

 

It sounds like I qualify, but I'm a little disappointed to hear about the premiums.

 

If you live in CA, WA or OR and aren’t so baked that you couldn’t care about anybody’s BS, you aren’t doing it right.

 

Do not under any circumstances listen to either of these recordings....if you are a snowflake or buttercup.

 

Frank at his best cue ball.
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/the-sinatra-group/n10008?snl=1

 

I'll donate one of my unused avatars for a good cause:

 

here is one for us old folks that just don't understand these young assholes

 

I am offended that you're offended. In protest, I am going to show up to work 17 minutes late tomorrow.