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Attention Vegans: You're Just As Bad As Carnivores!

  1. ulackfocus May 13, 2013

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    Yep, new studies show that plants communicate with each other:

    http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sidesho...te-other-via-underground-fungi-211754050.html

    So all the PETA members and santimonious vegans have to come down off their high horse and accept the fact that they're murdering sentient beings too. Just as they want 'animal rights' to keep livestock from horrid conditions, I think there should be 'plant rights' to do the same. Imagine how cruel it is to be part of a slaughter of thousands of vegetables after living a life of insult and ignomy being just another plant in just another row among thousands of acres, conveniently lined up for ease of killing. Oh, the humanity!
     
  2. MMMD unaffiliated curmudgeonly absurdist & polyologist May 13, 2013

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    That's it! From now on I'm only eating animals that eat plants. That's right, I'm becoming a herbivorivore. A vegetarianarian. It's settled.
     
  3. gatorcpa ΩF InvestiGator Staff Member May 13, 2013

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    Nothing new. I remember seeing a science experiment in grade school where someone hooked up a lie detector to a plant and started to pull off the leaves. The needle jumped every time.

    Hey PETA, it's called "The Circle of Life".

    Look it up sometime!
    gatorcpa
     
  4. cicindela Steve @ ΩF Staff Member May 13, 2013

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    People Eating Tasty Animals ::confused2::
     
  5. Privateday7 quotes Miss Universe May 13, 2013

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    Mmmmmmmmmmm.........who this message is for? Are there many vegan WIS here ::confused2::? ...........:p
     
  6. ulackfocus May 13, 2013

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    Carbivore? No, that sounds like somebody who only eats starches filled with carbohydrates. Strike that attempt.

    My favorite. :thumbsup: I don't mind anyone's personal eating habits - as long as they don't get pious about it.

    Nobody in particular, although I know one or two of us are vegetarians. It's just fun to do a mini-rant now & again.
     
  7. Central Scrutinizer hangs out in Joe's garage May 17, 2013

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    "Plants are people too" Neil

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  8. CanberraOmega Rabbitohs and Whisky Supporter May 17, 2013

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    Good one Neil!
     
  9. kendrick May 17, 2013

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    I was a vegi for a couple of years... its overrated. I'm pretty sure that it had a lot to do with a girl
     
  10. cicindela Steve @ ΩF Staff Member May 17, 2013

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    You think?
     
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  11. ulackfocus May 17, 2013

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    :p The things men do for ________. (fill in the blank - not much imagination necessary).
     
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  12. dsio Ash @ ΩF Staff Member May 18, 2013

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    I'm actually a vegetarian too btw ;)
     
  13. deerworrier May 18, 2013

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    i used to date a girl that wouldnt eat anything that cast a shadow! i had a lot of mood lighting around the house::rimshot::