Boston's sports teams are well known for cheating, I wouldn't be surprised if they could figure out how to use a moonphase or annual calendar to steal catcher's signs or football plays etc.

I'll bet they might even use a tachymetre scale to time how quickly they can deflate footballs, too!

 

I offerred to tell them how to let air out of a baseball.....not interested, so you know, can't be all bad.

 

Well they use stop watches to time the pitchers delivery.....
No way the Red Sox could win against the Yankees without cheating

 

They wouldn't want to ruin the juiced baseballs by letting any air out.