Another “Investing” Guide For Greed Heads

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I could only wish... I'm 59 years old and look like a total moron in tracksuits.
That’s not saying much: everyone looks like a total moron in a tracksuit unless they’re Usain Bolt
 
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That’s not saying much: everyone looks like a total moron in a tracksuit unless they’re Usain Bolt
Thank you sir, I appreciate you. 😁
 
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That’s not saying much: everyone looks like a total moron in a tracksuit unless they’re Usain Bolt

Everyone including Usain Bolt. Same for hoodies, hipster chenoes, and those stupid rapper low crotch pants.
At least Bell-bottoms bowed out gracefully.

Bring back mini skirts and hotpants, they might be silly but at least I can enjoy oogleing them.
 
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We really need that dislike button.

Just use the "laugh" emoji and make a comment about a "fool and his money" or somesuch.
 
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I feel like I can picture the author of that guide in my mind's eye...
34 years old, lives in a nearly unfurnished condo outside Atlanta, always wears a mix of Adidas & Fila tracksuits & grey market Air Jordans, drives a 6cyl Charger with plasti-chromed "Hemi" badges he bought off Amazon, uses too much counterfeit Creed cologne and maxed out multiple CC's to purchase a $36,000.00 "Tiffany blue" dial 36mm Rolex OP -he cannot for the life of him unload- and is now scared shitless.

Is a miniature giraffe running on a treadmill involved?
 
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"20%+ return every 3 days"

Percentages are meaningless.

Anyone can turn $100 into $120 every 3 days.

Now turning $10K into $12k every 3 days is a completely different ball game.
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It's funny how in most practical applications for online "academies" such as learning new software or learning about trades one can gather a plethora of useful information. But when it comes to anything financial, it's 99% useless.
 
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Well because I went to this guys website I’m now getting his targeted ads on YouTube. Thanks OF 🤪
 
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We really need that dislike button.

If it's an ad, you can report it ... hide it ... block it ... any number of things to help get this junk off of everyone's newsfeed.
 
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Watch influencer/dealer starter kit 😗



Looking the part will help yield those gains faster ::stirthepot::


Damn. I wanted it until I saw it didn't come with the watch.

Love the "i think i just sharted" look on his face 😁
 
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Damn. I wanted it until I saw it didn't come with the watch.

Love the "i think i just sharted" look on his face 😁

Did someone just say "shart"?