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  1. The Father Went out for smokes in ‘78 not seen since Jun 14, 2019

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    "ya git a sore dick from wankin him in the Jasper"
     
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  2. madjestikmoose Can’t bat, can’t bowl Jun 14, 2019

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    Ha! It's just plain "Eejut" here!
     
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  3. Davidt Jun 14, 2019

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    Nuts?
     
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  4. madjestikmoose Can’t bat, can’t bowl Jun 14, 2019

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    Nope. OK, it's something that is alive. But not human.
     
  5. Davidt Jun 14, 2019

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    Mother in law?
     
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  6. Mad Dog rockpaperscissorschampion Jun 14, 2019

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    Ha! I know what “Eejut” is... it’s “idiot”! Don’t ask me how I know this.
     
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  7. M'Bob Jun 14, 2019

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    Brilliant.
     
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  8. madjestikmoose Can’t bat, can’t bowl Jun 14, 2019

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    Not *quite* that irritating.... but up there.
     
  9. CTS-V Jun 14, 2019

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    f-navypenis-a-20171119.jpg
     
  10. madjestikmoose Can’t bat, can’t bowl Jun 14, 2019

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    You've obviously been to visit Bristol sir! :thumbsup:
     
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  11. The Father Went out for smokes in ‘78 not seen since Jun 14, 2019

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    "what, ya got a jasper up your ass?"
    "a lil spot a butter will cool the diddle"
     
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  12. BatDad Jun 14, 2019

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    40 years in the UK & I never knew that! Gordon Bennett!
     
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  13. Paulomega Jun 14, 2019

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    One track mind:whipped:
     
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  14. M'Bob Jun 14, 2019

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    One of my favorites about being drunk: "Brahms." From Brahms and Liszt = pissed. A touch of high culture amongst the English working class...
     
  15. Tiny Iota Could potentially be the Official OF Stalker ™ Jun 14, 2019

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  16. alam Jun 14, 2019

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    and if you think that ^^ was bad in written communication, just imagine the same spoken with one of the many UK accents! :)

    here's something that might help us...

    :p
     
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  17. MRC Jun 14, 2019

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    Wasps. Not sure why I think that tho'. Web-footed Fen dweller here.
     
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  18. madjestikmoose Can’t bat, can’t bowl Jun 14, 2019

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    WINNER!!
     
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  19. MRC Jun 14, 2019

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    So, having complied with The Rules and not searched, I reckoned I could now try to find the source. And bingo!

    Wikipedia "Common wasps are colloquially known as "jaspers" in certain regions of England (such as Dorset and Lincolnshire, and more commonly the English Midlands)"

    English Midlands is where I was brought up so that's how I knew, 50 year old memories.
     
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  20. chunkythebulldog Jun 14, 2019

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    Not rhyming slang but a few phrases I use quite often.

    "Bugger me I ain't seen you for donkeys"
    "Down snicket and tek a left"
    "Let's have a ganders"
     
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