There will be about a 30 minute downtime at some point between 2PM and 6PM EST on March 7th for our datacenter to replace a faulty network card, we're sorry for the inconvenience this causes, some of you may have to talk to your wives and children during this 30 minute downtime, we're afraid this can't be avoided.
Wh..what, really? What will I say to them...maybe this would be a good time to do an impromptu Mid-West GTG, 30 Minutes is enough time, isn't it?